Truth and Beauty Bombs

this topic wasn't intended to mock you btw i was genuinely interested

I can't imagine knowing a bro had a "rap career" and not being curious about it, so that checks out.

re: cringey stuff basically 90% of my memories of things i have done or said or thought make me cringe

hoping this feeling lessens as i get older and get further away from memories of being a fuckin awful kid/teenager

Probably some dudes were laughing at me behind my back, but it was worth it for the attention from ladies.

robil you grew up in the british upper class
all
ordering servants to fetch you your "pants" (underwear) and shit
you probably have the same kind of thing going on but don't realise it
I'm sure your slaves all act like the shit you do is cool
but really they are thinking
"what an asshole! bro feeds us crumbs and tea dregs!"

"philosophy? that has nothing to do with the real world of featherdusting!"

t unwinder i am now listening to your album

"I don't even like Skins. It's no 'Two Pints and a Packet of Crisps'."

Forgot Robil was British.

I thought that terrible rap was still relevant there.

Pretty sure bros over there still even get really excited about graffiti being presented as fine art.

"Sore Thumb: just a band." -scroobious pip

I honestly thought that the first season of the revived Doctor Who must have been made in the early nineties or something.

Because of all the graffiti.

they even have
a queen still

jesus christ

terrible rap is still way relevant for sure

but earnest white dudes rapping about robots wouldn't have been acceptable at any point of my formative years

and I think they are still listening to primitive "indie" music

Pretty sure their idea of indie music is just rap with an acoustic guitar in it.

brits are apparently still using torches instead of flashlights

Maybe even just an acoustic guitar and record-scratch noises.

seems like they haven't figured out how to make tall buildings yet so all their apartment buildings are "flat"

they apparently fill their cars with petroleum instead of refining it and just using the gas

Also there is a guy on stage at the concert making some graffiti on a large canvas, and you can watch him while you listen to the music, and he is getting paid the same amount as the musician.

graffiti that makes
startling, novel juxtapositions of images such a
a little girl and a gas mask

p. sure our thing is less primitive indie music and more primitive r&b

like isn't our biggest music export to america right now 'n-dubz'

a "smiley face" and the body of someone evil

a mushroom cloud and children dancing "ring around the rosy"

a pig and a police officer's uniform

An airplane dropping some bombs and a nonchalant rich person.

ronald mcdonald and a nazi armband

a urinal

(this represents how this new "cellular phone" craze has been hurting the nation's phone booths)

(war is lame)